This spiritual stuff is new to me. I'm not sure why I would want to encounter my thunderstorm... ???? -Courtney
MARK is a PAIN and is working like NON-STOP and I can't stand SITTING IN MY HOUSE ANYMORE!! Soooo freakin' BORED. -Courtney
I thought I'd be a jewel. An emerald or a ruby maybe. I feel like an aluminum pan. -Ame
I'm on a sex retreat with a brainiac. -Ame
Psychology is linked to the display of certain genes... oh doomed ones... -Zoe
Every mammal but elephants can jump. Sad for Dumbo. Happy for floors. -Zoe
Koala bitches fight back. They are elusive and secretive, and if you cross them, they will gnaw your face off... -Julia
Stump. Stump. Plastic stump. Goo-goo. Bitch. -Julia
Facebook at the office. (Mind numbing break from mind numbing work.) -Tim
You think Sisyphus hates the rock? Or has he grown to kind of like it by now? -Tim
Ooof bad dream last night: I was at a PHILLIES game...(shudder) -Logan
I'm behind the fucking cash register. Stop by anytime. -Logan
Zamboni in for service. Day off, dudes! -Darren
Hockey in 47 days! Let's see a little enthusiasm out there!! -Darren
If you can pretend some aspect of yourself doesn't exist, then it doesn't, right? -June
Facebook. You are JUST for fun!!! No meanness AT ALL! -June
I love looking. And looking loves me. -Anita
I remember you. You forgot to grab your shoes when the alarm went off. Cold wet feet. I saw you. Don't change because someone is looking. -Anita
Everything is there in the FATEBOOK. Everything. It's just that it is written in a language that only God can understand. -Cherie
Got a new haircut, still need a new identity... -Andrew
"How many wives does your dad have?" Hate that question. -Andrew
Here's the deal with my car. If it's a choice between my car and your health care? I choose my car. -Clayton
Environmental Law = bad suits. -Clayton
